María José Maldonado
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María José Maldonado
Filmmaker | Writer | Artist
We Love You, Bianca
We Love You, Bianca

A tribute to Bianca—my transcestor, my tía gone too soon.

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MY WRITING, BLOGMaría José MaldonadoMarch 31, 2022trans, family, transcestor Comment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

Yo, what would you do if a meteor hit Earth tomorrow?

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY, sluttyMaría José MaldonadoAugust 16, 2019Free Write, MY WRITING, BLOG, POETRY Comments
Ranting Review - Handmaid’s Tale “Sacrifice” Episode: June Continues To Be The Luckiest Handmaid Alive (White Feminism’s Plot Armor Is Thicker Than Xenu’s)
Ranting Review - Handmaid’s Tale “Sacrifice” Episode: June Continues To Be The Luckiest Handmaid Alive (White Feminism’s Plot Armor Is Thicker Than Xenu’s)

Gurl, no. Nah uh.

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BLOG, MY WRITINGMaría José MaldonadoAugust 11, 2019MY WRITING, BLOG Comment
Growing Baby
Growing Baby

Pregnancy? Nah. This is babies in Year 2157…

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BLOG, MY WRITINGMaría José MaldonadoAugust 3, 2019MY WRITING, BLOGComment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

Inter-dimensional flirting. Part 2 of last week’s free write.

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY, sluttyMaría José MaldonadoJuly 20, 2019Free Write, MY WRITING, BLOG, POETRYComment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

“She woke to excited whispers…” Oh shiiiiiiiyt.

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY, sluttyMaría José MaldonadoJuly 13, 2019Free Write, MY WRITING, BLOG, POETRY Comment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

Love Poem Number 137. Coffee mugs, picket fences, butts :)

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY, sluttyMaría José MaldonadoJune 22, 2019Free Write, MY WRITING, BLOG, POETRYComment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

Prompt: WHAT DAT P-M-S BE LIKE DOE?!

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BLOG, MY WRITINGMaría José MaldonadoJune 14, 2019MY WRITING, BLOG, Free WriteComment
The Last Men On Earth
The Last Men On Earth

Set in a future, alternative world where cisboys & men menstruate. Do you have a Manpon, bruh?

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BLOG, MY WRITING, EXCERPTSMaría José MaldonadoJune 11, 2019BLOG, MY WRITING, EXCERPTSComment
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!
FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

The future is bloody…

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MY WRITING, BLOGMaría José MaldonadoJune 7, 2019Free Write, MY WRITING, BLOG Comments
Gays at the Bodega
Gays at the Bodega

A poem I wrote—each stanza is a horny haiku.
It’s about two mystical sluts who meet at a bodega.

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY, sluttyMaría José MaldonadoJune 1, 2019BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY Comments
Gay.
Gay.

A poem I wrote and it’s gay because poetry is gay.

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BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRYMaría José MaldonadoMay 30, 2019BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRYComment
A riddle for the birds
A riddle for the birds

A poem I wrote for all the birds who ever squawked at me.

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MY WRITING, POETRY, BLOGMaría José MaldonadoMay 29, 2019BLOG, MY WRITING, POETRY Comment
I Saw The Spice Girls Kick Off Their SPICE WORLD 2019 Tour in Dublin!
I Saw The Spice Girls Kick Off Their SPICE WORLD 2019 Tour in Dublin!

I was front row! Read about it below, spice children!

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BLOG, MY WRITINGMaría José MaldonadoMay 27, 2019BLOG, SPICE GIRLS, MY WRITINGComment

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